Why Do I Hate Clamshells

Why do I hate clamshells? Let me count the ways:

1. They look ridiculous.
2. I don't like flipping phones.
3. I can't easily change the cell phone covers.
4. Same with cell phone cases.
5. So with the other look enhancements.
6. Most don't have external display.
7. Most of them don't have internal cell phone antennas.
8. I don't want to open the phone to access menus.
9. Personally, I like candy bars.
10. They have this 'classic' aura around them.
11. Clamshells don't have thatkind of aura.
12. I think clamshells are more susceptible to damage than candy bars.
13. Slim clamshells, especially RAZR's, are prone to shock damage.
14. My finger was bitten by a clamshell before.
15. That hurt.
16. It scarred me.
17. I eat clamshells to take revenge.
18. I can't eat mobile clamshells.
19. I never used one in my life.
20. They look ridiculous.